WP
Noun: The pasty, waxen complexion of a youth who spends too much time alone in his bedroom. Abbreviation of "Wanker's Pallor" "Ew! That's a definite case of WP! I'd hate to change his sheets..."
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1) Noun: A homosexual man. Alternatively, a man you know to be heterosexual who will be upset at any more explicit slurs on his sexuality. 2) Adjective: Having effeminate or ineffectual qualities....
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Noun: A man who is not only a bumper or bumplord, but is also a twisted, wizened dwarf (like Rumplestiltskin in the fary tale) "Who is that Bumplestiltskin-looking guy on TV?" "Don't worry, it's only...
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Possibly fictitious sexual practice once mentioned in an interview by Corey Taylor of pretend rock band Slipknot. Dirtclodding (if it exists) involves one partner withdrawing his member from the...
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Grotesque act of social terrorism. 1) Spot someone you have little or no respect for at a social gathering. 2) Sneakily put your hand down the back of your own pants, and have a good rummage, exposing...
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Noun/Verb: The sound or act of someone laughing like a complete bumper "Heeeeeeeep!!!" -Joel Grundy
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A nonsense insult, inspired, I guess by felch. If any meaning is to be derived from it, I would assume that it is implying that the person in question resembles in some way an anus-full of semen,...
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Not a piece of urban slang at all, but an important punctuation mark in written English, which I pride myself on knowing how to use correctly. However, in my definition for Stoke-on-Trent, I have...
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A city in Staffordshire, England. Stoke is famous across the world for it's pottery industry. Many fine brands such as Wedgewood and Spode originate from Stoke. However, the pottery industry is...
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The ordinal number '8' is often used in place of the phonemes that would make the sound 'ate' in written English. I say 'often', I actually mean 'often (by bumpers)' The habit could have originally...
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To do the Nu-Metal Face: 1) PLace your clenched fists against the sides of your head, pressing in on your temples. 2) Contort your mouth and eyes in the way that you might if you were passing a really...
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Apparently can't spell 'Sceptic'. Could just be an American (See bumper), but I don't know the guy, so my criticism seems unwarranted.
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Meaningless but entertaining insult coined by Chris Horner on MSN on 23rd March 2003, at about 10.30 GMT "Stooo, you're a shitpeasant."
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A pipe o' fun. Obviously. Also, was going to be the domain name of the best website ever, but some other fucker beat us to it by literally hours. Probably a German porn site by now. It was going to be...
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Years from now, people will look back and smile in fond recollection of the nu-metal songs they used to sing in the playground when they were five years old. Mummy, I can't sleep without my Linkin...
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Narfing = Nothing, really. Just a word I made up to get another link to Chris Horner to proclaim to the world that he's no bumper! Chris don't bump! "I wanted a whole bunch of people to see what a...
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Aka - The 'Jeff Goldblum Noise'. The phonetic spelling of that sound made by actor Jeff Goldblum to punctuate every other sentence he utters. A kind of smug, smirking exhalation through one's splayed...
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